Podcast Episodes

This week, young Vince is missing and all eyes are on the suspicious-looking, (probably) serial killer doll Leo and Shane Purdy brought in to discuss the king of all murderous toy films, “CHILD’S PLAY!” Oh, and somehow Palpatine returned!

Wanting to go method, guest Justin O'Hearn and the gang decide to review “THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT” within the woods of Burkittsville Maryland where they become convinced a witch has trapped them within a labyrinth of never-ending forest. As it turns out, they’re just unbelievably stupid and got lost. Find out the fate of these morons wherever you listen to your podcasts!

Happy FRIDAY THE 13TH!!! To celebrate their first official year together, Mike Vinci and the gang drop an extra special bonus episode of FREAKQUELS to thank their fans, the almighty FREAKQUENCY!  So sit back, pop on your favorite hockey mask, and enjoy a review for the quintessential slasher flick of the ’80s, “FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE FINAL CHAPTER!”

After walking in on his grandparent’s questionable act of (nervously clears his throat) lovemaking, young Vince turns to the gang with questions about the birds and the bees! Rather than having any meaningful discussion on the matter, EJ and Rory invite Shannon Buckley over to discuss Ti West's slasher throwback “X” in hopes that little jerk Vince will figure sussudioing out by himself.

Exhausted from being mercilessly shunted, the Freakquels gang desperately needs a form of relaxation that only the DEATH SPA can provide! After reviewing the cult classic of the same name in perfect tranquility, owners Joe Petitto and Mike Vinci give the gang the shunting of a lifetime, free with membership! 

This week, the bozos over at FREAKQUELS invite film critic David Gonzalez to review Brian Yuzna’s body horror bonanza, "SOCIETY" via SKYPE! Afterward, the gang heads to a “special” party where the GHOULISH guests SHUNT young Vince within an inch of his life!

This week, murder is afoot on Freakquels so the gang calls in Macey Morcom and Becky Henderson to help solve the murder mystery! Within moments they figure out, it was Rory based on the damning evidence and proud, unprompted confession.  Having solved the mystery quicker than any of them could have imagined, the group decides to kill some time by reviewing the slasher franchise's original trilogy capper, “SCREAM 3!”

Tired of young Vince’s werewolf antics, Rory and EJ race against time to find a cure for his lycanthropia. While none of their exciting trials and tribulations are present in this episode, you can hear them review the classic film, “THE WOLF MAN”, with studly Joe Petitto! That’s something, right? Right???

Returning home from Transylvania, pilot Salvatore Napoli recommends that the gang review the bug-infested flick “Mimic 2” to kill some time during their flight! They are joined by cockroach king, Connor Cashman, who offers them some pocket pizza and tips on how to safely tear someone’s face off so one could mimic them! 

On a very serious episode of Freakquels, Rory loses his battle with Psychosis and goes on a killing spree. Young Vince tells Ej that the only way to calm Rory down is to take in the movie “AMERICAN PSYCHO” and go over their business cards. Rory loves business cards. Will Rory ever break his homicidal ways? Will Young Vince ever stop putting up drywall? Find out now on FREAKQUELS!

On a very emotional episode of FREAKQUELS, Dr. Elle Snow promises Rory and Ej that with months of intense therapy, there is a possibility that young werewolf Vince can be driven away from Dracula and his monsters and return home to them.  Having watched the classic vampire film, “DRACULA”, they decide it would just be easier to stake the vamp, kick some werewolf nards and drag Vince’s werewolf ass home!